Does he think I would enjoy this image? I am shamelessly teenage in my excitement on the inside at least , and despite the backpack and elbows pressing against me I felt high on love as I romanticised about seeing him again, longing for the train to hurry up and arrive at Oxford Circus so I could get wifi once again. I still am not sure exactly what else you would expect… hey please confirm you have a penis? I thought, as I frantically tried to remove his stiffy from my screen whilst looking around to assess the public humiliation. So picture the scene: I was stood on one of those over-crowded train carriages on the London Underground with the armpit of a stranger dangerously close to my nostrils when I decided to overcome my fear of rejection and message him first. When I actively used snapchat and had an open profile I was once treated to a rather explicit video of a man putting a teaspoon down his wee-wee hole, amongst many other visual delights.
Gloria. Age: 23.
And we both looked down and we both agreed.
Raelynn. Age: 25.
Ashley James poses naked in the bath saying she has been feeling ‘out of sorts’ lately
Or is it to do with the size? Once I am alone and safely tucked into a quiet corner in Joe and the Juice I open the image again to try and figure out my thoughts. Does he think I would enjoy this image?